If you have a dog, you will not understand this unless you have tried to lick your dog’s lips. The fact is, dogs are extremely sensitive to their own saliva. This is how we know, even if we don’t know, we have a dog. They can tell by our lips if we want to eat. If we don’t, they will try to tear off our lips. If we do, they will lick our faces, not just our lips.
What is so funny is that we all seem to agree on this.
Well, we all agree that dogs are dogs, and that we all have a dog. And so it is with the rest of the world. Well, maybe that is a bit of a stretch.
However, we all seem to have our own dog. We all seem to have dogs. That is, except for you. You have no dog. You are a dog. And we are dog people.
The whole idea of a dog that wants to lick our faces makes me laugh because that is the funniest thing I have ever read. If dogs are dogs and we have dogs, then we must all have dogs as well. It is simply a fact that dogs are dogs. As long as we all agree on that, there’s no doubt about it.
I have a dog. A big, shaggy, shaggadelicious dog who takes great joy licking my face, especially my lips. So for me, a dog must be a dog. A dog is a dog. Or, at least, we are.
Dogs are dogs, and this is a fact. I used to have two dog brothers, but we lost them at a young age. We were not allowed to play with them because they were not allowed to play with us. I miss them terribly. Not to mention the fact that I have a dog that keeps licking my face now. But, I guess that is all a good thing.
Dogs do a lot of things humans just don’t. Some are just dogs. You know, the ones that can sit, stay next to you, and wag their tails. But a lot of dogs are actually very smart. They do things we can’t. They can learn how to climb and they can learn how to jump, but they don’t have opposable thumbs. They don’t even have opposable thumbs.
What we mean here is that dogs can learn to climb like most people can, but they usually just use their opposable thumbs, otherwise they would get hurt. Dogs can learn how to jump like most people can, but their opposable thumbs are usually their best. Dogs can learn how to wag their tails like most people can, but their opposable thumbs are usually their best. Dogs can learn to sit like most people can, but their opposable thumbs are usually their best.
But when you add in the fact that dogs can lick their lips, you’ve got a recipe for disaster. Dogs will learn to lick their lips, and then it will be their fault if they get run over by a car! And they also will learn to sit on a chair, because that’s how they learned to do it in the first place. It just goes to show that dogs can learn to do many things just because they think they can. Dogs don’t have opposable thumbs.
