No poo equals no poop. We have the ability to stop and think about a situation. Dogs are smart enough to figure out they are in a pooping situation. You may be wondering if this is true, and if you can actually go poop and pee without your pooper to help you.
This is a very common question, and the answer is no. Poop is not a completely natural process. Your dog will, as I explained in the previous chapter, sometimes poo without your knowledge. It’s a waste of time to go and check it out and it’s not worth waiting for the cat to come get you.
Actually, I’ve seen a lot of dogs pee on beds. Its the same principle. Your dog will poop, you will clean it up and then your dog will poop.
As a matter of fact, dogs don’t usually poo in bed. They usually pee on the floor, but your dog will sometimes do so, but usually without any indication of when or where it’s being done.
In the case of dogs, it’s usually no big deal to clean up after a poop. If you notice that your dog has pooped in bed, it’s nothing to write home about. But a lot of dog owners would be surprised if you did.
I’ve seen people just casually throwing their dogs under the couch and saying, “I’ll clean it up tomorrow.” Some have even thrown their dogs on the floor, and had their owner clean it up before they went to bed.
I know people that use their dog as a toilet, but you can see the effect it has on people when I tell them about one dog that I know that has pooped on the floor next to the computer.
You know, a lot of so-called pet owners are really just people who can’t believe their dog has pooped on the floor all over the table next to the keyboard.
I once called my dog a dog. I was talking to a friend who had adopted a puppy so I asked what the dog was called, and the dog was called Oona. I told her that my dog was actually Oona, and my friend was so shocked she laughed. But now, as an adult I have no dog, and it’s not like I can call her Oona and not make her laugh.
I don’t get what’s so funny about that joke, but it is what it is. People are always surprised when they find out that my dog is actually, as the internet is now trying to teach us, Oona. I have never had a dog. So the joke is, if you find out your dog is named after a celebrity, you should probably take it back and keep the dog you have.